LAST CHANCE -- MIDNIGHT TONITE, BABY

If you STILL haven't picked up a FREE copy of Dollars & Sense: The Definitive Guide to Self-Publishing Success here (as part of the Menage A Blog blog tour) from the Queen of Snark, you have until midnight tonight to leave me a comment and I'll send you the Smashwords coupon code for a free download (remember, no eReader required to read an eBook; just a smartphone or computer).

In order for me to send you a copy however, I need your email. No email, no book. It's not complicated, is it?

In addition, my eBook A Walk In The Snark, is promo priced at only 99cents through Friday. People like it. It's funny. It's poignant. You can dance to it. Pick up a copy and tell me what you think.

Okay, that's it.

Come back for tomorrow's essay, "THE VAGINA. DECONSTRUCTED."

Yea, I'm that girl.

THREESOME ACTION, BABY

Who wants to take part in my threesome today?

Now that’s a loaded question, isn’t it?

It’s Menage a Blog, baby. What’s that, you ask? My, my. (You guys aren't THAT innocent, are you?)

This is where you leave a comment below and receive…a free book. I know, a bubble-burster, isn’t it?

 

Well, there’s also a chance at a free Kindle…now that’s kinda hot, isn’t it?

I’m sharing my day with two hotly talented writers on either side of me: Terri Guiliano Long and her amazing book In Leah’s Wake, a truly incredible novel about the story of a family, their rebellious daughter Leah, and the effects an out-of-control teen can have on the dynamics of loving yet imperfect family. I found Terri’s writing so insightful and captivating – I hope you’ll visit the blog of this great writer and leave a comment to receive this terrific book. You don’t want to miss your chance, do you?

And Lacey Weatherford who writers the YA Witches and Warlocks Series. I read The Trouble with Spells and found it so incredibly well-written, charming, and romantic with superb action. I was thoroughly engrossed in just a few pages and that doesn’t happen very often. When the book ended I found myself thankful there were more in the series! You want to visit Lacey’s site and pick up her book today also – she’s terrific.

So what about my book? Well, this tour you can receive a copy of the new book I coauthored with my Indie Book Collective cofounders and successful indie authors Carolyn McCray and Amber Scott (on the tour this week on Monday so grab their latest releases also!) titled Dollars & Sense: The Definitive Guide to Self-Publishing Success. This is the bestselling soup-to-nuts guide to get you in the know on all aspects self-publishing: writing, content, formatting, cover art, social media, blogging, developing your platform, marketing…really everything!

• And it’s free, here, today by leaving a comment and your email in the comments below, baby.

 

• Again, leave me your email and I’ll send you a copy. Got it? No email, no bookie wookie.

• Plus, your comment is your automatic entry into our free Kindle contest. Easy, right? Visit each of the twelve participating author’s blogs (three each day), comment, and receive twelve entries.

Wow. I just did math.

• You're also eligible to receive a gift basket from ME. What is it? Cool stuff. Stuff any author or reader will enjoy. Things like....oh now what fun is it if I tell you? Part of the winning is the surprise, right? And how do you win? Tell me what your biggest fear is with regard to social media -- total honesty. I'll choose one winner based on your answer to this specific question -- so dig deep. (Okay, maybe two winners. Yes, definitely two. :-)

If you’d like to read reviews about Dollars & Sense, please visit these amazing reviewers and tour sponsors:  

Maxwell Cynn

Indigo Skye Ink and Art

Haley Whitehall

Babs Book Bistro

Tony Eldridge

Good E-Reader

Bonnie Eugene (Chicago Culture/Arts Examiner) 

Questions? Comments? Write em below. I’m here all day and night for some hot, flirty fun, baby. And don’t forget to share me with your friends. #okwait 


See, technically this is a contest, and whoever receives the most comments moves on to the final um, well, I don't know quite what to call it...but I'm avoiding the words "orgy of love" at all costs. 


Oh snap. 

Twitter: @RachelintheOC

Facebook: RachelintheOC

Email: RachelintheOC@gmail.com

(are you sensing a pattern here?)

I'm on several other sites as well, and even Google+ (though I'm kind of hiding out from that one to be honest. Is it just me, or is Google becoming a bit Skynet-like?) 

Step into my iparlor…

BIRD

He found her, waiting and bruised, pushing his way so deeply inside her, he never thought he’d find his way out.

But he surprised them both, shoving her aside as quickly as he’d come. Using, abusing, afraid his own inner darkness would disrupt his carefully structured nest.

Scared their pleasure would eat at his soul.

Too afraid to give room, or care, or thought, he left her as he found her; waiting and bruised, now broken.

Shakily tending her wounds, mystified if she had flown, or fallen.

STAY TUNED: MENAGE A BLOG, BABY (7/19)

If you are in the know, then you know you can visit my blog this TUESDAY, JULY 19 for some hot threesome action.

Um, what?

Okay, relax. It's Menage A Blog, the Indie Book Collective's Blog Tour de Force virtual blog tour. I'm promoting the fab book I coauthored with Carolyn McCray and Amber Scott, Dollars & Sense: The Definitive Guide To Self-Publishing Success. I'm featured with two other amazing authors that day: Terri Guiliano Long, author of In Leah's Wake and Lacey Weatherford, author of the Of Witches and Warlocks Series.

If you come to my blog and make a comment and include your email (required), you'll receive a free copy of my book #woot. Then go visit Terri and Leah, make comments, and receive their terrific books also.

(Technically we're competing for the most comments that day, but I want us all to do great & get lots of comments, so just visit us all & let's make it the best threesome ever. #okaywait )....

Not only that, you're automatically entered into our free Kindle contest. AND my own personal gift basket contest -- everything the author needs to get started on their own writing and social media career. What's in it? Secrets, baby. Secrets.

Want to know more about Dollars & Sense? Visit our Amazon page or read reviews by these amazing reviewers/sponsors of our blog tour, who will be posting their review Monday or Tuesday of this week:

Maxwell Cynn:

Haley Whitehall

Indigo Skye Ink and Art

Tony Eldridge

Babs Book Bistro

Lorca Damon

Your Need To Read

Bonnie Eugene (Chicago Culture Examiner)


More info to come tomorrow, and Tuesday so follow along here on my blog, on Twitter, the Indie Book Collective, and Facebook. Participate, get free stuff, hang out with me and #badredhead up there on my banner (isn't she awesome?), and maybe win a free Kindle and some gift basket goodies. What's not to like?

Later, baby.